What’s up guys? I was away in a short trip to Germany for a couple of days with a friend of mine and… that’s why we haven’t posted anything here in the first days of the week. So… I’ve decided it would be fair to share some thoughts about ze Germans and, of course, we’ve also thought it would be great post a list with the hottest German babes in our opinion. I’m sure that’s exactly what you wonder when you think of Germany, right?

Germans have great beer, great cars, great roads, pretty great cities, awful language but they speak English with a funny accent and… pretty damn ugly chicks. Yeah, that’s the ugly truth. Where the heck were the hotties? I’ve always imagined a crazy Oktoberfest night in Germany with a lot of beer and extremely hot big-boobed women but… I was pretty disappointed with the girls I’ve seen these days.

I was in a medium-sized city from Bavaria and I was out most of the time but I don’t know if I’ve seen ten hotties in two days. It was a sort of holiday or something these days because most of the shops were closed too and maybe that’s why I haven’t seen too many sexy girls out. Maybe they were at home, learning to cook something for me. That would be great.

Anyway, as soon as I came back I wanted to see what’s up with the German hotness and I’ve found quite a lot of girls with the right looks for this list with the Top 20 Sexiest German Girls. Enjoy!